Below you will find information regarding some of  the telegram doctors we have.  This is just a sample of what we have to offer to assist you in case your mind is drawing a blank.  Just because something isn't listed below doesn't mean we can't make it happen.   We've been known to pull off Kenny Chesney,  Dora the Explorer & Groucho Marx in a day or less.

Our talent doctors work hard to make your event special - the more "patient" info you give us the better it gets.  With your assistance we can help make the memory last a lifetime!

Telegrams start  at $50, and include : one talent doctor, a song, personalized message/poem, and three balloons. (a single rose can replace the balloons if you'd like).   If you have something special you'd like us to deliver to the "patient" we can do that as well if you get it to us ahead of time, or for $5 and the cost of the item we can pick it up for you.  All travel for telegrams is free within Bismarck-Mandan ($.30/mile to and from outside of Bis-Man).

You can rate the performance before hand according to the audience that will be witnessing this special event.  It can be G, PG or R.  We guarantee fun, humor, taste, and do not allow anything more than a R-rated performance.

* Pebbles
* Bam Bam
* Nelly the Nurse
* Dr Love
* Betty Bimbo
* Grandpa Gus
* Granny Gums
* Chip & or Dale
* Billy Bob
* Billie Bobbette
* Officer Reno
* Sally O'Mally
* Mary Katherine
* Biker Momma
* Dora the Explorer
* Princess Patty
* Groucho Marx
* Big Bad Wolf
* Officer Ivana
* Hanz & or Franz
* Elvis & or Melvis
* Detective Dan'O
* Clown
* Santa
* Mrs Santa
* E.R. Elf
* Genie Jasmine
* Jack the Stripper
* Grim Reaper
* Bessy the cow
* Jack the Jock
* Neal the Nerd
* Coconut Candy
* Obsessed Fan (A.K.A. stalker)
* Paula the Pole Dancer (she'll bring her own pole)